Kiss me!! I'm Irish!!!

St. Patty's day is an AMERICAN tradition. Not that there is anything wrong with that! But lets not fool ourselves. The Irish get up on March 17th, go to church, MAYBE have a beer at the pub and then go home. Americans, however, love a reason to party and ole St. Patrick's feat of running the snakes out of town is one hell of a reason to drink soooo much green beer that you eventually find yourself pissing an algea colored stream off the side of the urinal and directly onto the Bruno Mali's of the guy at the next stall.

But GUESS WHAT! The snake story is bull shit! What Mr. St. Patrick REALLY did was save Ireland (and perhaps the world) from those hedonistic and evil Pagens. I often wonder what the world would be like if Christianity had been almost eradicated from the face of the earth like Paganism was a few centuries back. Seems to me that worshiping the ground we walk on is a better bet than following the self proclaimed prophets and messiahs of religions like Catholicism and Islam.

But, leave it to Americans to fuck all the back story bullshit and get right down to some serious drinkin'.

Well, I hope your St. Pat's was a good as mine,.. if not, I am sure there is another excuse for a party right around the corner..

Whatcha doin on April first???

C-ya,,