Monday, February 13, 2006

So, what are you selling again??



First, it was Paris Hilton selling Carl's Jr. burgers,. Now, Burger King has invented the "Whopperettes".

It is surprising that it has taken this long for the others to catch on. It seems that Sex sells anything and everything including MADE IN AMERICA T-SHIRTS.

Interesting side story,, I had a burger at Sidetrack in Ypsilanti (consistantly voted in the top 20 burgers in the entire Metro Detroit area) this past Sunday in the middle of my Sunday afternoon errand run. Later on, I had to find a convenient place to relieve my bladder (poor planning on my part) and I had a choice between flushing on the Wal-Mart dime or Burger King's. I went with the King as I figured it would be easier to find may way through a smaller store (although I wanted so badly to piss all over Wal-mart.) And I was upset that there was no Kroger for me to piss on (#1 evil corporation of all time, in my book anyway).

I went in to BK and immediately was bombarded with the ongoing ranting of an in-line customer. "I can not believe that you only have ONE cashier! What kind of customer service is this!!". On my way out, I could not help but think that this was exactly the kind of service you get when you chose to buy a $.69 hamburger.

My $4.00 hamburger at Sidetrack earlier that day never tasted sooo good.!

Now, on with the SHOW!!!

(FYI - Cross promotion hits a new all time LOW! )

(BTW - I'll take whats on TOP!!!)

(BTW #2 - the pic at the top of this post is an ad for Puma. I can not verify if it has ever been used however.)

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